A Cold Wintry day at the Office

A wintry day at the officeSo, it was a cold wintry day at the office and I was minding my business like I always do. Typing a document and secretly showing off my typing skills by making loud clicky sounds while making loads of mistakes. Since no one was actually reading what I was typing, I just went on with it feeling like Flash the superhero.

Anna, a colleague of mine walked into the office and slammed the door really hard in a bid to announce her appearance. I didn’t bother turning around to see who it was as it has always been her way. Her majesty the Queen was in the building. She walked past me to her seat, sat down and said “OMG! You won’t believe what happened to me yesterday”.

I slowly turned my chair around, crossed my legs, laid my hand calming on my laps and got ready for the ‘Ultimate Gist’. I love stories. As a lawyer, I have had the privilege of listening to all sorts of stories; the awesome, good, bad and damn right stupid ones. The fact that she started with ‘OMG’, I was hooked. To be honest, I can’t remember what the story was about anymore.

Anyways, Anna started her story and it was really goooodddd… I gave her 110% attention. My other two colleagues who were pretending to work, couldn’t take it any longer and both turned their chairs cos it gist was that good. The concentration we were giving Anna was so intense you could cut it with a knife. Halfway into the story, Anna saw a friend of hers, stood up and left the room to have a chat with this friend. First of all, she didn’t excuse herself neither did she give a specific time when she would return to finish the story. Like seriously? Who stops an awesome story halfway? I was “flabberwhelmed” and “overghasted”.

My colleagues and I just gave ourselves the look of “shey baby yi wa alright” (is this girl ok?). I uncrossed my legs, crossed it back again several times while pondering on her abrupt leave. How could she do thiat to me? What could be more important than the end of the story; the grand finale? I felt insulted in so many ways. Did she realise that I was in the zone feeling like a superhero few minutes ago and I left that for her story? Who is the person she’s talking to sef? I wanted to go there, interrupt their discussion and possibly cause a scene.

Then I remembered a clip of a Nollywood Yoruba movie I watched, where a woman trying to defend her niece said: “I wee disgrace it, I wee disgrace her, I wee disgrace them, incooding masef”. I was ready to disgrace myself for my right to know the end of the story. The nerve!!!

Although, we all knew the end of the story, my colleagues took it upon themselves to discuss it and put an end to the story. Imgaine! How dare they? It wasn’t their story to tell. I wanted to hear it from the horse’s mouth. While looking up through my glasses, I kept giving them the look of “Shhhhh… who asked you? Stop that!” They paid no attention to me and just kept making up a possible almost perfect ending to the story. Aaarrggghhh….

At this point I was ready to disgrace myself and bara je but, Anna came back into the room just in time to preserve my sanity. She sat down like nothing happened and proceeded to finish the story from where she stopped but, the Sheldon Cooper in me interrupted her saying “Nooooooo…. Start over!”

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16 Comments

  1. February 4, 2017 / 7:13 PM

    Don’t you just hate it when hot gist is interrupted lol.

  2. Herlyma
    February 4, 2017 / 11:14 PM

    Hahahhahaha

  3. Anonymous
    February 4, 2017 / 11:23 PM

    Lol

  4. Anonymous
    February 5, 2017 / 5:48 PM

    Finish your story 😄😄😄

    • beesther
      February 6, 2017 / 1:15 PM

      😁

  5. Claire
    February 17, 2017 / 3:53 PM

    Very funny 😂

    • beesther
      February 17, 2017 / 3:54 PM

      Thank you Claire

  6. Sky
    March 28, 2017 / 4:09 PM

    Haha I hate when people do that, and just leave you hanging halfway through! I totally get the Sheldon Cooper thing, no start over, you can’t just leave and then come back and carry off from before!

  7. March 28, 2017 / 4:25 PM

    Geez! Unfinished good stories create bad vibes. Hahaha. But yeah, how dare they? It’s actually not good to interrupt something, important or not. Perhaps, let them know.

  8. March 28, 2017 / 7:15 PM

    LMAO Your writing had me at the first word and you accurately described all the emotions that I was going through as I read your blog post. The nerve of you! LOL

  9. March 29, 2017 / 1:39 AM

    Haha! Great story – love how you’ve really captured the “office environment!” Always drama popping up at some point in the day!

  10. March 29, 2017 / 8:48 AM

    Aw man finish the story! THis is interesting to give a bit of the office talks!

  11. March 29, 2017 / 1:44 PM

    Noooo!! Never stop a good story midway through!! I hate when people do that! especially when things are getting interesting! I loved this post, so fun to start my morning!

    Ellie | http://www.scotchandstilettos.com

  12. March 29, 2017 / 2:21 PM

    OMG! She just got up and left? Why would she do that? If she came back to tell the rest of the story to me I would be over it! LOL

  13. March 30, 2017 / 10:00 AM

    Not cool! Hopefully she eventually finished the story although it’s just not going to be the same. I would have definitely been unwilling to talk to her for a while.

  14. March 30, 2017 / 12:48 PM

    Ha! I have a few friends like this. Can’t concentrate on more than one thing at once especially conversations. I wish we could hear some of your interesting lawyer stories but I’m sure most of those are confidential.

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